19.3.08

A Message For Tammy Sytch From Lacey

So you call yourself the "Original Diva?" I really don't see how there's anything original about you. You're just the same as all the other women who came before you in the wrestling business who were nothing more than eye candy, and you're just the same as all the talentless Divas that have come after you. ANYONE can go out there and shake their ass and fake tits to get a crowd reaction. There's nothing special or original about you.

You say you'll be looking out for me in Orlando, eh? Well Tammy, I'm not hard to find. I'm sure I know right where you'll be...trying to corner Austin Aries and win him over with your so-called "assets." Unfortunately for you my dear, I believe Mr. Aries is far too intelligent to fall for your same old schtick. He belongs with the Age of the Fall. He knows it, we all know it...so stop trying to take something that isn't yours. As Jimmy and Tyler have said many times before, we are bigger than Ring of Honor, and we are bigger than pro wrestling. We are a revolution, a call to arms, a cry to stand up and fight for what you believe in--something you know nothing about. You're just one of the sheep, following the herd blindly. You can fake all the confidence you want, but we both know underneath all the plastic you're nothing. You're clinging on hoping for one more chance in the spotlight. NEWS FLASH: You're old and washed up. No one cares about you anymore.

Don't patronize me with idle threats. Don't tell me you'll be there somewhere 'looking out for me.' If you don't find me, I WILL find you, so we can settle this face to face. And don't think we're going to handle things in a fashion you're used to--there won't be any bikini contests or mud wrestling. You might want to buy yourself some SHIMMER DVDs and study up...

5 comments:

Joey Splashwater said...

Go Lacey Go! I'm glad someone is speaking out on Sunny and her kind.

"And don't think we're going to handle things in a fashion you're used to--there won't be any bikini contests or mud wrestling. You might want to buy yourself some SHIMMER DVDs and study up..."

Line of the blog^^^^

Anonymous said...

WOW. I think Im in love! Just kidding ;) Tammy brought this all on herself so its useless to defend it. And no Lacey's wrong, You are an original diva, Tammy. Every sense of the word.
The term diva is poisoned by bimbos, harlots, and tarts, parading around in their underwear just like you, while women like Lacey are forced carry the load, and suffer the burden of the unfair prejudices, and stereotypes that go along with being a female wrestler because of you, and any number of girls who were only brought in because of their figure.
But my own advice, dont write checks your ass cant cash, if you took on Lacey there wouldn't be anything glamorous about it. It would savage and cruel. But seeing how you pissed her off, maybe purchasing a few Shimmer tapes is a good idea.
Ill loan them to you ;)

PULSE said...

What marks on the wrestling society have DIVAS like Tammy Lynn Sytch giving? There kind is only good for two things: attracting men who are flicking throught channels, and MAYBE creating some controversy. Don't take someone like me wrong, but did you all notice that none of the Shimmer women atheletes are, well, FAKE.

Project Catastrophe said...

True conviction only comes from one place, AOTF live and breath in that place.

Lacey has spoken the truth! It is time for women to put down their fashion magazines which preach balemia and stop following false plastic bought and paid for sexdolls like Sytch!

Anonymous said...

Okay, Tammy....We all know thats you under that mask, no need to be Anonymous on this board.
Whats the matter, cant take Lacey on one on one so you gotta resort to online tauntery.

Thats low.

Why dont you just drive up to Laceys house some time and play ding dong ditch, or plant a smoke bomb in her mail box.