4.11.08

Black vs Joe

Contrary to popular belief, I am not an angry person. Generally, I am pretty happy and I try my best to stay upbeat and optimistic. One thing I am though, is frustrated. Another thing I am is insatiable...

A couple of weeks ago in Jersey I publicly stated that my personal mission is to change not just the face, but the body, mind, and soul of the pro wrestling business. I feel at this time that the best way to go about forcing that change is by vanquishing Nigel McGuinness and capturing the Ring of Honor World Title. Some would say that is quite the lofty goal, especially for a person of my age and experience level. I would tend to agree, but I want another shot. I'll do anything.

With that said, I have had two opportunities in the last 7 months. I came up short both times. So what would entitle me to another chance? Why would ROH give me a third match with Nigel? What can I do to prove that I deserve this belt?How can I complete this dream?

By knocking out Samoa Joe.

So consider this a challenge. Joe is coming to Chicago on November 22nd and everyone wants to know who his opponent will be. Well, it should be me. I'm sick and I am tired of these "former ROH legends" coming "home" to ROH from TNA. Try as they might to rekindle that flame within, TNA has bought off their spark, and that fire is long snuffed out.

Motor City Machine Guns? Beat em. Homicide? Pinned his shoulders to the mat. Now its Joe's turn. He'll be the next sell out I defeat and this time it's gonna be even sweeter. Because I want to knock him out. I want to kick his face off and knock him and his senses back to Orlando where he and his ego can recover in 4 minute, made-for-TV matches.

Now I respect Samoa Joe and all of his accolades, but the bottom line is that he isn't conditioned for me. I'm not washed up. I am not a has been. I'm certainly not a part of the Main Event Mafia. What I am is young. And hungry. And part of an honest revolution in the Age of the Fall.

My name is in the hat. I want Samoa Joe in Chicago. And then, I want my shot at the ROH World Title.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've got four words for ya, Slappy:

Joe's gonna kill you...
Joe's gonna kill you...
Joe's gonna kill you...
Joe's gonna kill you...

OneXMuerte said...

Tyler...with respect, it's a close call. And Joe is young too. You make him sound like he's 60 and still wrestling.

Jerry said...

...Was I the only one that watched you ALMOST take out Nigel for the ROH belt in what critics and fans alike have considered match of the year?

If anyone can pull off an "upset" on Samao Joe it's you.

Best of luck to ya and hope that you get your second chance..

Four words for "anonymous" up there:

AGE OF THE FALL
AGE OF THE FALL
AGE OF THE FALL
AGE OF THE FALL

New Found Honor said...

I know as an Age of the Fall-ower that you can beat Joe, Tyler. Make him realize the RoH he left is dead and buried, and that AotF reigns supreme.........

Anonymous said...

The only thing that would happen from you facing Joe, is you getting a red-ass beatdown from the only man to be the longest-reigning Heavyweight Champion in 2 countries.

Anonymous said...

This match is gonna be epic!

Joey_Ali said...

BLACK VS. JOE is a dream match of mine. I hope you win and that caterpults you into a ROH Championship win before years end, preferably at Final Battle.

Sally Smith said...

AOTF or not, this match is great, and, Tyler, you deserve to be champ. It should've happened already, but, in any case, best of luck.

Anonymous said...

Samoa Joe > Tyler Black

The math PROVES Jerry wrong. :)

Anonymous said...

What a match! Samoa Joe vs. The Angry Blogger. Good luck angry blogger!

Karl Malone said...

I respect the wit and passion of your written word.

May it go over the heads of the masses, for they are but sheep, destined to be slaughtered by anonymity and unimportance.

garren said...

5 star match! will defvinelty be getting this dvd. break em tyler!

Joe said...

Kick ass. Show no mercy. Beat em all up. I want to see this fight right now!

Anonymous said...

Well I guess Tyler doesn't have much of a choice other than to win the world title now that he and that emo faggot he hangs around with just got their asses handed to 'em by Steen and Generico to retain the tag belts.

Anonymous said...

Well Tyler, let's recap on recent events as of late...

1) You came close to defeating AmDrag in your third encounter, but wound up gettin KO'ed.

2) YOU LOST THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!!!

3)You and Jimmy got your asses handed to you in Steel Cage Warfare.

4) There seems to be tension between you and Jimmy now.

5) And last and most definitely important:

Joe just killed you...
Joe just killed you...
Joe just killed you...
Joe just killed you...
Joe just killed you...

Aaaaaand how do you find yourself to be a contender for the World Title again?

Anonymous said...

Your revolution is dying. Your precious title hopes are dying. The Age of the Fall is crumbling. Stand up now. Quit being a pawn, and be an alpha, you pussy.

Anonymous said...

hey guys, bad news. Wrestling is scripted, your bloggings won't influence him.