22.8.07

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Ahhh… Bright lights on the horizon; there is no better place in the world than New York City. A megalopolis so encompassing that its vastness sprawls further than even God can see. And that is probably a good thing, because I imagine He’d be as disappointed as we are.


Speaking of such a thing—disenchantment that is—I must say that I am sorely let down by you. We weren’t taking a break kids; we’ve been preparing. Just in case we’ve slipped your minds, remember, you haven’t slipped ours. And with a big weekend of shows upcoming, you’ve got to know that our presence will be not just heard, but felt.

Our meager beginnings will seem like nothing after we’re through with you, Hartford and you, Manhattan. We’ve been building. Not just an army, not just an impression, but a revolution. One piece at a time we have dissolved the veil. Close enough now that maybe after this weekend our countenance may be disclosed.

Do not blink. You might miss it. Do not look too far. You might pass it by. And mostly importantly, finders keepers.

12 comments:

A. Berenstein said...

Hey look while you're at it, can you give us your predictions for Morishima vs. Danielson? I tend to think the big man has The Dragon's number this week.

Unknown said...

losers weepers too?

Demonotaku said...

161 Will Beat Both Morishima and The American Drag-Queen!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8HAb9MUCLk

THE ONLY WAY FOR SANITY

DC SNIPER (IS A SHOOT)

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS9AztOkX7w

WE JUST WANT TO FIX YOU

DC SNIPER

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxIj_eh5sSs

WE HAVE ALREADY SEEN YOUR MIND

DC SNIPER [WE HAVE ARRIVED AT MECCA]

&@*@*@1*#*#**6@)*@*$(1##@&@)

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P9zyNXKr_U

YOU WILL LOSE EVERYTHING

161 TAKES IT ALL

DC SNIPER WATCHES THE RIOT SCENE

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAFHkhqEhfs

KNOCK KNOCK WE'RE HOME

DC SNIPER (KING OF NEW YORK)

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Zt4YWkJXqw

THE ANSWER IS IN THE EDGE OF INSANITY

HONEY, I'M HOME

DC SNIPER

Skip Niklas said...

Sniper, I wouldn't go playing with those videos. They aren't toys.

Anonymous said...

SKIP OFF SKIP

THIS IS THE ADULT TABLE, KIDDIES OVER AT THE PLAYSCHOOL TABLE WITH BARNEY SON

DC SNIPER WELCOMES DANGER COME SEE ME

Skip Niklas said...

Funny that you mention kids, because I'm sure the children will be watching you now, meatbag.